Why Be Normal?
 

 

Out of the mouths of babes and kidders! As we were explaining our website and how it was going to work our youngest daughter cooed her praise and then asked "Why would any one want to learn about where you traveled?"

Here is what makes ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site special:

  • We are unique - ACOUPLEONTHEGO have actually been to the breathtaking destinations, timeshares, hotels, restaurants and spas - we don't just write about them.  ACOUPLEONTHEGO takes "real life" photos, NOT freshly painted, custom detailed room portraits taken by professional photographers with a wide angle lens.   We will tell you if what they advertise is what you actually get.  And we love what we do, as long as we travel, our entire life is always an adventure.
  • We create value - this is a demanding business/career environment with very little time to call your own. Using the ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site will help ensure your travel adventures are great experiences from leaving for the airport to enjoying that last dinner the night before you head home.  We can help you select everything from destinations to hotels to tours using our first hand experience.  If you only travel for one week out of the year or if you are on the road 75% of the time, ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site will help you travel well, love lots and laugh often.
  • It really is the quality of your experience  - ACOUPLEONTHEGO knows there is a great difference between just visiting something and experiencing it.  Our focus is on the experience and spans a great range of ideas from how to park at rock concert venues to getting the VIP treatment at a 5 star hotel.  Move outside your travel comfort zone– ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site will help you do more, see more, go more and thoroughly enjoy your time as a couple.  ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site is not for the budget minded travelers, in fact we will advocate spending a little more money, just spending it very wisely.
  • Keep the focus on you - Our success comes from satisfied readers who frequent our website for travel information that will be very useful, timely, practical and actually tested by ACOUPLEONTHEGO. ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site keeps the focus squarely on couples and works to ensure you have the very best travel adventures possible. (Weather notwithstanding of course.) Go ahead, bookmark this website!
  • Great new travel ideas - ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site is about exploring the world on your terms, whether that means a hidden island gem where you are more likely to bump into Sean Connery than find a cell phone signal, and you just want to enjoy your own hometown more.  But ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site doesn't stop there - we will fire your imagination and ignite your passion for travel.  If you pick up a typical travel magazine it will list exotic faraway destinations with unbelievable boutique hotels.  You can get there, or to places just as fabulous.  Whether you spend your hard earned dollars well or let ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site help you earn your airline and hotel bonus points faster  - we know you want the best and we will help you get it.
  • Exclusive access - readers get up-to-date information on a host of destinations and the very best travel ideas - restaurants to savor, how to get treated like VIPs, exceptional hotels and spas not to miss.  You can learn from our experience and even from our mistakes … and we have eaten at some truly awful places and paid good money for stupid, crowded tours and dumpy hotel rooms, all that were nothing like the advertisements.  Don't be disappointed, use the ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site and be exhilarated!
  • Travel Planning Calendar - Readers get access to the ACOUPLEONTHEGO planning calendar with wonderful ideas from right around the world to right around the corner so you can plan your travel within your demanding schedules.  Readers have access to E-zines brimming with inside information on adventures both at home and abroad.  Whether it's a three-day weekend, special anniversary surprise get-a-way, or that post retirement six-month journey of a lifetime, ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site has value for you.

We disagree with Robin Leech; you don't have to be rich or famous to live the good life.  Tim & Shelley travel well and often and always thoroughly enjoy life.  We aren't rich; in fact, we are just ordinary people like you who do extraordinary things on every trip we take!   We have been to 64 countries.  Taken VIPs tours of everything from Windsor Castle, the Smithsonian Institution and even Graceland.  Strolled through markets in London, Hong Kong and Marrakech.  Visited Cathedrals, Temples and Mosques.  Snorkeled off countless beaches and watched the sunset from more locations than we can honestly remember. 

How do we do it?  We use our imagination, a little bit of planning and lots of organization.  ACOUPLEONTHEGO is our website and we want to help readers to live out their dreams without mortgaging their house!  We have done it, we continue to do it and want you to do it too!  Whether it's an overnight trip, planning the ultimate wedding on the sands of Tonga at sunset or that burning desire to experience an African Safari adventure - life is truly wonderful and the world is full of great and interesting things to do and savor!

Tim and Shelley are ACOUPLEONTHEGO and this is the website that will help couples put the fun and adventure back into travel.

 Our core beliefs are:           

  1. We have merely average means to finance our travel adventures and we never, ever go into debt to travel.  There are no millionaires in our families either and we have had to work hard just about every day of our lives.   We have scrimped and saved only to spend it on a poor vacation.  Never again!  
  2. We always travel together, no trips with the guys or the girls, no separate vacations.  Having traveled so widely and so often we have scores of ideas on what works and what doesn't and we are eager to share these with our readers.  ACOUPLEONTHEGO always travel well, learning, loving and laughing often.
  3. We have actually done what we have written about.  Before we rate something we will, wherever possible, visit twice doing something different each time.  If it is a beach, we will visit it at both low tide and high tide or maybe during a weekday and on a weekend.  If it is a restaurant we will visit once for lunch and another time for dinner.  We know what we are talking about because we were there!  When we answer your questions the information comes right from our own experiences.   If we have never been, we will tell you.
  4. We use the same reservations systems or websites you will. We don't slip the Head Waiter a $100 bill for better anything. We walk in just like ordinary folk and pay our way. They don't know who we are or that they are being evaluated until perhaps our experience is over. We know you can do this because we have done it. We know what it costs because we have paid the bill ourselves.
  5. From time to time, we are invited to try something. We never tell the staff when we are coming or who we are when we arrive. We want to be treated just like they would treat anyone else. In all other circumstances our travel adventures are ones we locate for ourselves.
  6. Our travel reports are always written independently from our own perspectives, so you get two distinct and separate views.  We never compare notes until right at the end and it always amazes us the things one of us catches the other doesn't or how differently we can view the same event!  After we have written our reviews we discuss our rating.  Occasionally we will disagree and this is in our reports as well.
  7. Perspective is a very individual thing.  Our perspective, of a married couple traveling around the world together, is very unique.  Tim views travel as an adventure and will pay more attention to the experience than the cost.  If it is a phenomenal thing to do for $50 it is probably a phenomenal thing to do for $500.  Shelley is an accountant and she sees the world with a different eye.  Tim always looks for a quiet room in a hotel with wired Internet.  Shelley agrees, but she dislikes being near the ice machines and often says she can smell the smoke in a non-smoking room or the strong fragrance of air fresheners, a plant or flower that Tim does not notice.  When it comes to eating, Tim was in the military and still has his cast iron stomach.  Sometimes all you need is "fuud!"  And sometimes you really want to savor a spectacular gourmet meal.   Shelley on the other hand has a very sensitive stomach and she has to be careful where she eats and what she eats.  For those of you with an eye for cleanliness you have a friend in Shelley.  In fact Shelley has a unique perspective being an accountant, travel agent and clean freak! 
  8. ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site is NOT about saving you money when you travel.  Our emphasis is on the experience and enjoying every moment you travel.  In fact, we will advocate the wisdom of spending a little more, just doing it wisely.  The focus is on traveling well, enjoying what life has to offer and doing things as a couple, with experiences other couples only dream about or sadly have not thought about at all.  It is never too late to plan a great vacation or take a weekend away as a couple.  The world is waiting and it is a beautiful place, we want you to enjoy it as much as we do.

As you consider your travel options, ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site has six ratings we provide as guidance:

"Travel like a rock star"  - This rating denotes a great experience where you are treated like royalty and it is something you simply have to try for yourselves!  Traveling like a rock star means it was worth every penny regardless of what it will cost you.  For example we found a great 4-room suite at a major hotel chain in Anaheim just outside Disneyland that cost only a little more than staying in a traditional room at a similar hotel that was some distance away.  We could watch the fireworks in the comfort of our hotel suite!  We could spend all day at Disneyland or come and go between the park and the hotel as we wished.  The rooms were large and the amenities were excellent, consequently we were well rested and had the opportunity to do a greater number of things well as opposed to if we had saved a few dollars and stayed further away from the park.  Traveling like a rock star does not mean extravagance or economy it means great value and something that added immeasurably to your comfort and experience.  If you get the chance, always travel like a rock star!

"So So, That’s All" – well honestly, what did you expect from a $99 red eye junket flight to Vegas. These experiences, while quite acceptable, did not go that extra mile or provide special service. They represent a fair travel value and a modest or expected experience. Think of it like a drive through fast food restaurant. No, it's not gourmet, but it is what you expected and it is priced pretty fairly too.

"You get what you pay for" - Our experience here was a real let down. Like when you have to suffer through two warm-up bands before the main act comes on stage two hours late. Or when 5 minutes from the beach means by taxi not walking. We knew this was not going to be a Rock Star experience but ACOUPLEONTHEGO were misled, or the quality of the activity was exaggerated. It was not awful enough to rate “Whew What a Stinker” but there are much better things to do with your time and money. Let’s put it this way, ACOUPLEONTHEGO would go here again if the choice was that or a poke in the eye with a Hot stick.

“Give ‘em some tourist lovin’!” - ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site don’t just travel to find the exotic, exceedingly lavish, absolute must-see destinations; we are also very curious about destinations where people have suffered a great deal of trauma put on them by forces greater than themselves. We believe whole-heartedly in seeing the world as it is, not on how others choose to see it. So, having experienced firsthand how these people have survived, we are here to tell our readers to go there. Don’t wait until you think it’s perfect, because they need us to get them going even better on the road to recovery.  ACOUPLEONTHEGO Web site are not suggesting you take two weeks and go spend it right there and nowhere else; instead we are saying to give them a few days. We are saying spend some money, go and eat some food, take a carriage ride, just GO…and Give ‘em some tourist lovin’ NOW!

"Unrated" - we reserve this rating (and it's not really a rating) for when our experience went poorly and it might not be fair to trash the place because of it.  We will try these places again and hopefully have something positive to say.  For example, Tim & Shelley tried an exclusive, highly recommended restaurant perched high on a mountain.  The meal we ordered came with a salad, we both told the waiter to just skip the salad.  He did, but in not ordering our salad with the kitchen staff he forgot to order our main course.  So there we waited for over an hour until I complained we had not been served.  Recovery from a bad experience is an important consideration too and this restaurant did nothing to repair the situation so for now this travel experience is unrated.  To be fair if we had ordered a salad and not touched it our meal would have been served right on cue. 

Unlike our Mother's "if we cannot say something nice..." advice, we will tell you the truth with the rating of....

"Whew what a stinker"   - avoid these places wherever possible as it was an experience or expense we would rather forget!  Awful food, lousy service or worse they were dishonest about something.  For example we recently flew on a new airline.  They were not a major flag carrier with first class service however we paid more than $2000 for our airfare so we did have some modest expectations.  What we got was terrible ground service, lousy and expensive in-flight meals and consistently late departures (as much as two hours and never less than an hour).  In short, even though our expectations were low, these guys stunk!  

When you plan your travel experience we hope these ratings will help you to always travel like a Rock Star!

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